emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

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becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

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avengersonna:

Is this supposed to be relatable because I don’t get it

avengersonna:

Is this supposed to be relatable because I don’t get it

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adventuresofmoosehead:

littlestarlolo:

thisdaysmusic:

Hooked On A Feeling - Blue Swede

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Under 24 hours to go!!!

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swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job


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billycraplan:

bubblegurl425:

billycraplan:

ah yes

guardians of the galaxy

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NOOOO…

NO

NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ah yes

guardians of the galaxy

what a nice picture of rocket


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bingtoolbar:

panelling:

bingtoolbar:

I’m gonna be 18 in 3 months I’ll finally be able to view nsfw content on the tumblr dotcom

wait till you learn what a boob is boy shit

A …..boobe? I cannot begin to fathom what this strange word may mean, but i am sure that in nearly 3 months time I will make sense of it all. Boy gee howdy am i ready to discover the boob


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egberts:

"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.


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